Thursday, April 7, 2005

PJ's for the day.

There are 2 hairs on a bald man's head. They fall in love with each other and want to get married but cannot get married due to some difficulty... Whats the difficulty ? .
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Under the Indian Laws "BAL VIVAH" is illegal.....!!!!!!

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What is PJ?
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Okay it is Poor Joke.

What is "p + iJ"?
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Confused, it is so simple. A complex joke.

Now after all these explanations, understood the joke?
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Nope???
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The joke part was imaginary (iJ).

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An elephant was in love. He was very happy. There love blossomed, but one day he realized that his girl-friend has ditched him, and married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very depressed. His friendfelt sorry for him, and took him out to a movie, then park to cheer him up. In the park they sat on see-saw. But the see-saw broke. Now, which song our hero would sing.
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See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!!

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What is the height of technology??

Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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1 comment:

Zombie_Flyboy said...

I didn't understand them all, but the ones I did were pretty funny.

Later dude!

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